Found from a local police blotter...
~A woman is found outside of her home, dancing naked. When questioned, she admitted to naked dancing and feeling like maybe, just maybe, someone was watching her.
~Trees are found cut down in a protected wetland. Suspect is questioned and claims the tree had already fallen before he cut it down.
~An unknown suspect cut the lock and took off with a local golf cart. ( High speed chase sure to follow)
~ The suspect entered a business that was closed. The clerk refused service. The suspect proceeded to assult the clerk by throwing several rolls of cough drops.
I ask you, what is the world coming to?
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